A Puerto Rican woman was walking along the beach of Isla Verde when she stumbled upon an old Cevereza bottle.
She picked it up and rubbed it, and Coño, a genie appeared.
She talked with him awhile then the genie told her that he would grant her One Wish.
She said to the genie,
"I heard from mi comadre Juana that I can get three wishes if I ever found a Genie."
The genie said,
"Oh No, sorry vieja, Three-wish genies are a story-tale myth. I am a One Wish Genie. ¡Uno nada más! So, ¿Qué quieres?
The woman did not hesitate. She said,
"I want peace in the Middle East. See this map?
I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americanos. It will bring world peace and Harmony."
"¡No jodas! Be Reasonable!
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I am out of shape after being in that bottle for five hundred years. I am good, but not THAT good! I do not think it can be done. Please make another wish."
The woman thought for a minute and said,
"Well, I've never been able to find the right man.
I want a Puerto Rican boyfriend...straight, with a job...you know....
One that does not drink alcohol, nice and fun, likes to dance Salsa and helps with cleaning la casa.
I want him to be great in bed and gets along con mi mamá, and is faithful, and does not throw bofetás at me. That's what I wish for... a good Puerto Rican man."
The genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said,
'¡Coño no me jodas!
Let me see that freakin' map again!'
Jay London - "I saw a stationery store move."
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